I Keep Cutting My Hair!

I keep cutting my hair. Three times this week I have found things about my hair that I think need fixed. At this rate, I might eventually run out of hair to cut! Mom, I cut the back of my hair, so now it is straight across from front to back. I tried to coerce Eric, but when he finally conceded he was so shaky he was making me nervous, so I did it myself. Then, I kept finding parts that I want different or more even or less even. I think I will stop now though. I think it looks pretty good. Plus, I don't want to run out of hair!