An experience I originally penned typed weeks ago, just now published:
This weekend I was out harvesting cherry tomatoes. I ran across this creature and nearly fainted. Wait, no, what I really did was I drew back my hand as fast as lightning and stood staring. Waiting for it to move. I glanced at my arm to make sure no relatives were skittering upon it--for I suddenly felt all sorts of hairy tingles everywhere. I backed away, and took several breaths.
I thought about my options. I could leave the tomatoes to the spider. I didn't like that option. If I wanted the tomatoes badly enough, I would have to squish the spider before it ate me alive. But the thought made me cringe and delay and cringe and shudder and cringe. Lots of cringing.
After taking a picture so that Eric could see how close he came to losing me, I went to find his gloves. Then I cringed and shuddered some more then PINCHED him between my gloved fingers. And I squealed. Ewwww! It was so gross. He had a gigantic body full of lots of guts that just POPPED like a firework and the gloves just could not prevent my feeling that sensation. And then it was over. I inhaled and exhaled and I picked my tomatoes.
Later, Eric encouraged me to search out the name of the spider via Google. I did. It was a garden spider. Harmless to humans, helpful to tomatoes.
Hmmmmm. But it was just so BIG!
Pretty sure I would have peed a little!
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